Paris Hilton

by Krump the semi-illiterate Pinoy Clown

Paris Hilton is thoroughly disliked by many feminists as well as conservative women. Despite the fact she earned her GED, many of these women think she is a foolish girl with "no real talents." Oouch!

As an avid reader of For Him Magazine (a.k.a. FHM or For Horny Men), her listing among the so-called FHM 100 Sexiest Women in 2004 and 2005 affected me with appalled outrage. I realize I am posting this article at me peril, but I must concur with the Paris' female critics who utterly depise her. I think she is a 5'8'' moron with freaky size 11 feet. Surely, FHM could have choosen a more worthy babe instead of the Hilton Celebutante Heirhead.

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Before you get angry at me, please realize I am not a sexist pig. I am just merely conveying my disgust for anyone who profess to be someone he or she is not. Namely, Paris Hilton is a fraud: She wears blue-colored contact lenses and fake hair extensions. Moreover, her other unnatural "enhancements" turn me off. I love natural women (eg. natural blondes, natural brunettes, natural dreadlocks, natural afros, natural redhead... even raven-haired and shaven-haired beauties.) To me, naturally beutiful women are like mangos... They are very sweet, very beautiful to look at, and very delicious! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm!



I am still wondering what is the hype about Paris. What's the big deal. She is not fresh. She is pure trash (eg. fake appearance, conceited, spoiled, uneducated, etc.) I depise her, because she uttered the "N" word. Shame on her. It is no wonder Nicole Ritchie no longer want to associate with Paris.

I chuckle at the thought of ignorant guys searching the Web for info, pics and sex video relating to: hilton paris, hilton paris pic.

The celebrity racket is generating billions of dollars each year peddling celebrity photos, celeb rags and videos, and related garbage. In fact, some pervs are facinated about celebrity hair styles and nipple slips pics.

What is more bizarre is the zoo fanatics who are searching for pics of Paris Hilton's pets dolce, sebastian, prince, bambi, and Tinkerbell the dog. Man, they will view anything to pleasure themselves. Now, I know what some "pet owners" do with their "pets" behind closed doors. Jeez!

I not a "player hater." I do wish the Hilton Celebutante Heirhead luck with her endeveavor, like Heiress Records... yea, right! By the way, Hilton Paris... That's not Hot!


DISCLAIMER: This article is merely the opinion of the author.